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The Slow Match Report

The Slow Match Report: Rangers 0 Athletic Club 0
Glasgow Basques in the evening sunshine as resolute Gers dream on
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The Slow Match Report: Motherwell 2 St Mirren 2
For all its imperfections, football is still the ultimate escape from life’s grind, banality and calls for the return of corporal punishment
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Daniel Gray
The Slow Match Report: Stenhousemuir 2 Arbroath 0
A crooked mascot, a crocked ref and a cathartic (astroturf) knee slide ... these are dizzying, delightful days for the high-flying Warriors
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Daniel Gray
The Slow Match Report: Dundee 1 Dundee United 0
Light in January belongs to Dark Blues after the Battle of the Noisy Neighbours
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The Slow Match Report: Hearts 2 Petrocub Hîncești 2
Gift-wrapped goals, an unangelic home choir and a visiting goalie meaner than Scrooge. The Jambos wanted so much more for Christmas
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The Slow Match Report: Berwick Rangers 2 Armadale Thistle 0
Cup interregnum proves a breath of fresh North Sea air for stuttering Wee Gers of the Lowland League
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The Slow Match Report: Dunfermline Athletic 2 Kelty Hearts 1
Fife's friendly rivals' Challenge Cup tie failed to deliver an upset on the park... but the fateful 'No Hot Food Left' sign provoked plenty off it
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Daniel Gray
The Slow Match Report: Haddington Athletic 1 Auchinleck Talbot 4
The Road to Hampden started in East Lothian - with sunshine, sky-high sourdough and a Size 5 taking a serious battering
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The Slow Match Report: Airdrie 1 Raith Rovers 0
Welcome to the new season. Hope in North Lanarkshire. A shock sacking. And through it all, The Black Eyed Peas.
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